Hi tasteless men and women !
We inform you that the live at Salem of the 28/02/2015 is out today on tape on Fuck The Underground Records.
You can order it by contacting the label at fucktheunderground at anadrark dot com or contacting us directly or spamming Anadrark for 3 euros.
If you don’t want it, you can of course spam Anadrark anyway, it’ll be his pleasure.
Hi apathetic !
We received some amazing frisbee today (as you can see on the picture that had to liquefy your soul).
You can ordering it on Mortis Humanae website, and you can ALSO ask us if you want to help keep our elite life train.
That‘s it. If ever you want to waste your money.
EDIT : If you want to listen the version encoded with a chainsaw, it’s here.
Hail metalol !
It’s coming, finally, after months of waiting and thinking about suicide, because your musical tastes are fucking horrible, Strynn second album, Alienation, is available on preorder o/.
For a very low amount of money (10€), you can wait the 13th of march to make all of your friends deaf.
Here you can give your cash. Otherwise you can ask us, in case you want a sign from talented musicians (according to this (in french)) of this amazing band (warning, we can add one or two zero on the final price).
That’s all. Get out now.
Sent, approved, published.
Because we like to share (except for the “musical” content of this album, which is currently reserved for the elite), we publish the cover of our future album, made by Emeline the talented. The album will be (apparently) out at the end of december, so you can give a present to the ones you don’t like.
Stay at home and continue to listen shitty music.
Hail all the mental alienation victims (not connected with what will follow, not at all we said).
The tradition is to let out informations about an album one by one, so, we want to do like all the big black metal bands, to be celebrities. We reveal today, in avant-première, the name of our future album and the tracklist \o/.
Well, we know that you prefer to listen to it or use it like a table mat, but for the moment, we have nothing to do that, so you have to do with what you have (a useless information and approximate musical tastes).
Our future album will be called Alienation (do you get the connection with the beginning? Get it?) and will contain 11 songs for a total duration of about 50 minutes (a great swindle compared to the price of this shit). Here is the tracklist :
- 01 Anthropophobia
- 02 Sadistic
- 03 Pyroclastic
- 04 Obliteration
- 05 Desolation
- 06 Scourge
- 07 Plague
- 08 Perdition
- 09 Reminiscence
- 10 Anamnesis
- 11 Jailed
Well, well.. if you want more, we have 2 pre-prod available somewhere.
First album of Strynn, Decadence is available to order (i’m late ? Fuck you !)
You can order it where you can pre-order it, at Mortis Humanae Production (contact email@example.com), cost 9,00€ (~12$) or at Le Crepuscule du Soir for 11,00€ (~14$), shipping include.
You can also try to contact us, but sincerely, I think we say “Fuck you bastard” (we have only a few items…)
And don’t forget to not come this week-end for Paris’ show.
We have an approximativ release date for Decadence,
between the 3rd and the 5th of April 2013 the 15th of April 2013. Be ready !
You can always pre-order it from Mortis Humanae Productions.
Okay… That was short and annoying like a first time… so I put a flyer to fill the void of this new.
You can right now pre-order Strynn’s album Decadence. Contact Mortis Humanae Productions at firstname.lastname@example.org and lose 9,00€ (~12$) or at Crepuscule du Soir for 11,00€ (~14$, shipping included). Or not pre-order it, for 0,00€ (~0$).
On your left, you can see the promotionnal flyers, so take it, download it, print it, share it, eat it, …
Ok, it’s done. Get out.
EDIT : Come back assholes, we give you a second flyer, from Le Crepuscule du Soir, which is so awesome too, do the same with this one.
EDIT 2 : Fuck ! A second edit for a third flyer, with our face on it, that’s over.
EDIT 3 : Last edit to say you can pre-order Decadence on Crepuscule du Soir website. If you not want pre-order it, do the same as all other day of your life.